Stop being lazy and put your crap away

 

The Run:

Another rainy, gloomy, craptastic day here in the Midwest.  And seeing as I am a fair weather runner, to the gym I go.  A big day for me today, so I got my flabby butt out of bed at 6am in the DARK to work out. (I thought I was on a staycation?) Not cool.  At least Bob and Tom are on the air by then.  Three miles later in a quick 30 minutes and I was in the shower to get ready for a “meeting” at Cracker Barrel.  Oh, how I love thee!!!

This wasn’t my breakfast but it could have been.  Sign me up for biscuits.

 

The Crap:

Why can’t people put their shopping carts in a corral after using them?  Is it too much to ask a human being to walk an extra fifty feet the put your cart back?  Or would that strain you too much?  Be an adult and do follow the rules you set for your children, put your crap away.  I do.  I don’t want dings and scratches on my car and I’m pretty sure you don’t either, so help each other out and quit being so lazy.

And I’m wondering if the “Mullet” is back in style?  Billy the Exterminator sure likes it, every other person at Wal-Mart rocks it and Little Girl #1 thinks she needs one too.

I’m liking it!

If you are looking for a good laugh go here.  I always do when I’m feeling down and want to feel better about myself, though I am always slightly worried I will show up on this site.

In case you were wanting to know I ate one of these, and it was delicious.  You can judge me all you want.

All home made and delicious.

Make the itching stop

 

I have this little problem, ok so I have a lot of problems but I digress.  The most prominent problem lately is my skin.  It’s on fire.  For the last three weeks I have had a contact dermatitis that itches SOOOOOOOO bad and as I have previously stated I avoid the doctor at most costs.  (Mainly cause I really don’t want to see doctors on my days off.)

So the itching got bad enough last night that I woke up and took a Benadryl.  Drugs are wonderful.  The first itch free night in weeks.  The only problem was a feeling of my head traveling in a fog separate from my body for most of the morning.

 

After climbing out of that fog I made it to the gym (rain delay).  I spent most of the time on the treadmill lying to myself just to get through.  I must be a good liar, cause I convinced my self to go 3.5 miles.  It took about 36 min and then I walked another 10.  I spent a little time lifting with my arms to prevent that old lady flag arm flab that could eventually  creep up on me.

Wouldn’t you like to know what’s in here…

It’s actually water, don’t get your panties in a bunch.

And this is my snack tonight.

PB and Honey

Best snack ever! Put it on some crackers or bread and you’ve got yourself a night of heaven. 

I still haven’t had pancakes…

I Just Want Some Pancakes…

 

I woke up this morning to a little girl in my face asking for pancakes.  She gets me.  So I rolled out of bed for some fried cake deliciousness.  Exactly two seconds after walking into the kitchen the power went out.  OUT!!!! Crushing all my dreams with it. Craptastic…

Little girl #1 and I made “lunch”, doesn’t that look appetizing?

I called Duke Energy to find out that the estimated time of power restoration was 2 o’clock.  Really? I can’t wait all day for fried cake covered in syrup.  Don’t they know this?  And how can I rest my injuries and be lazy with no entertainment? 

 

But you can all quit worrying because obviously have my internet back now.  And I can cook real food again.  So I’m not in danger anymore, thanks for your concern.  But I still haven’t had any pancakes…