Saturday, June 30, 2012

Magic Mike


I just came home from my date with Mike.  Magic Mike…



Now don’t be jealous, it was just a one night stand.  Though we might see each other again in the near future if all goes right. 



Maybe I could hook you up with one of his friends and we could go on a double date.  Just let me know when your free.  Until then I plan on getting to know Channing a little better.


You are welcome…


PS: This is actually a good movie, even had a plot and everything.  There was more than a pretty face or two…or three or four.  But you can judge for yourself.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

House Purge 2012


House purge 2012 is practically over and I don’t believe that I have ever been more productive.  Of course this will only last for the next 4 days and then the wolves will descend on the house and wreck all sorts of havoc on my newly cleaned rooms.  We even cleaned the garage today (only 2 dead mice).

It may resemble this mess…


Do you think they will notice the toys and clothes that are now missing?  I seriously doubt it.


OK, maybe they will notice a little bit.

In separate news, I still haven’t worked out lately and it seems to be a habit for me.  I must make a mental note to get my butt in gear.  Or else that big juicy hamburger I had for lunch is going to come haunt me in my dreams.  Do you want to see what happens when you let a small child get a hold of your phone?




And that’s just a sampling of what I found.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Date Night


In the absence of children this week, the hubs and I decided to go on a bonafide date last night.   And by date I mean dinner and a movie because we can’t be any more inventive than that.  But we didn’t have to worry about a babysitter or getting home at curfew a decent hour ever!!!

Funny Miracle Whip Ecard: Our love for each other is almost as strong as our distaste for most everything else.

So Chili’s it was where I had a delicious Santa Fe Chicken Salad and he had the half rack of rib (Mississippi Dry Rub).  Excellent choice.  The salad was super spicy but in a good, “my tongue is not quite on fire but tingly in a good way spicy.”  After Chili’s I realized my poor time planning skills and had to figure out how to kill an hour and a half before the movie started.  So we did what we used to do in college we headed to the bookstore and wandered around and laughed at book covers.  Yes we choose to judge the book by the cover completely.  I did find a Brain Quest workbook for Little Girl #1 so that I can completely ruin summer for her and make home just like school for the next 3 months.  Go MOM!!!!


I would like to take a moment and personally thank Chris Hemsworth for topping off my night.


Something about a dirty man…

Snow White & the Huntsman was pretty good.  Kristin Stewart still needs some lessons on showing emotion and other miscellaneous acting skills.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Charlize Theron really makes the movie though.  She’s BA and I want to look like her when I grow up.


I know, and it makes me sad.

We still managed to be home by 11pm.  10 years ago I would have been out until at least 2am.  That’s what happens when you get old and can’t possibly go without sleep. Overall a great night, thanks D.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

30 day streak broken


Jillian Michaels just kicked my butt.  Her and her yoga DVD just had me sweating balls on my living room floor.  I haven't done a lick of exercise in 30 days so it baffles me that I picked today to just back into it. But that balls a rolling and I can’t stop now.




I’m going to be slightly bored this week.  My children ran off with Grandma and will spend the week in fun and frivolity while I spend the week doing a deep clean purge of my house.  I know you feel very sorry for me…


It’s time for me to spend the day waist deep in the front hall closet.  Adieu.